rim my jim

The act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a penis

Chris: "hey can you rim my Jim?"
Random person: "please leave me alone"

by Welding torture juanchez November 28, 2015

Light my wick

Impress me. Excite me. Fill me with enthusiasm.

To see you standing on one leg, drinking a glass of beer while reciting a Shakespearian sonnet, doesn't exactly Light my wick.

by Skumpy December 7, 2015

knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

tipple my nipple

To drink small quantities of milk from the breast.

He said he was thirsty so I let him tipple my nipple

by Levantarse December 17, 2015

steal my steel

When a guy takes another guys member in his hand without asking.

Hey Dan, quit trying to steal my steel.

by Old Kansas Shark December 25, 2015

dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.

Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.

by GHerringbone December 29, 2015

Flooded my Ostrich

Ejaculating during an OTPHJ

"Did you hangout with Sally last night?"

"Yeah, she flooded my ostrich before we made it home."

by cantlooseon22s December 31, 2015