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hard man squad

A hard man squad is a group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Hard man squads are usually unemployed and their common activities include: smoking weed, drinking, smoking, shoplifting, vandalism, and trying to start fights. Typical language used by hard man squads include "blud", "spliff", "wanker", "bruv", "wogwan", "innit" and "sick". Hard man squads can be found in locations such as alleyways, under bridges, council estates and tesco car parks
Oi, did you see that hard man squad down lodge farm estate?
by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016
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man-coach

A person, preferably another male, with experience to help guide a younger male in developing his maturity as a man.
John grew up without a father figure and had no guidance in developing his adult manhood. Steve, a respected Big Brother, stepped in to guide John and served as his man-coach to guide him with responsible direction in live towards maturing as an adult male.
by The Missile August 6, 2012
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Friendlies man

friendlies man - an argentine goblin that disappears in competitive games and statpads in friendlies e.g 0 goals in 5 appearances against brazil in competitive games but 5 goals in 6 friendly games.A.K.A. Pessi,Eibarman,Boliviaman,Estoniaman,etc.
Friendlies man or let me say Estoniaman has struggled in competitive matches in this current season but has unlocked his genjutsu in friendly matches by having 5 goals in 6 friendly matches but 0 in 12 competitive matches against ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ

Greatest stat padder of all time!!
by Zeusofx June 5, 2022
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Soft Fuzzy Man

Another word for a mans weiner, and sometimes a woman's jungle bush.
"I'm gonna stroke my soft fuzzy man." "I'm gonna use this hairbrush to pleasure my soft fuzzy man"
by sigmatoilet33 October 7, 2024
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A man

Someone of the male gender identity, or, if being used by transphobes or fundamentalists, anyone who was assigned male at birth. Not to be confused with Aman.
You: "People really need to stop giving female-on-male rape the double standard."
Hyperfeminist: "But you're a man. Men are perverts. You can't talk about rape like that!"
by PLMMJ December 7, 2023
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Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).
Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.
by Chellsrn November 16, 2023
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