The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

man

Person of masculine gender with age of majority.

Man.

by ÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑ March 20, 2025

international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

a Withered Man

Mikey Crossley, Claude Taylor etc

a Withered Man is that a band? No it's Mikey Crossley. And he bolts like a prepubescent girl

by Reid0 September 30, 2010

Fat Man

Stemming from the name of the nuclear bomb dropped on the Japanese city of Nagasaki; this term means to stand a top the tank of ones toilet and proceed to shit into the bowl from that height, resulting in a large splash, and if one has had Indian food, a considerable mess.

"Hey John come in here! I'm about to drop a Fat Man!"

by hankmaster69 November 9, 2017

Man Polo

A game played in a 30' by 30' room with sectional couches along all walls, by predominantly Greek men without the use of horses or mallets. Balls, however, are still integral to the game. A game of Man Polo generally lasts between 45 and 60 minutes, depending on stoppages. At half time, the rider becomes the horse.

Instead of playing football this Sunday, we've decided to play Man Polo instead.

by Yrtle19 September 27, 2018

Drew Manning

He's a retarded cringy dumbass who gets no bitches. No one likes him at all. He is a failure at everything he does. If he makes a mistake he is a moron. He thinks he's funny but no one finds him funny. He is also Introvertive lol what a wimp he will stay single forever.

"Drew Manning you are a failure you will not do good in life, no wonder why you don't have a girlfriend💀💀💀😐👉🚪"

by enhgenrgmrh April 24, 2022