I know you are there

I’m talking about the UD Jews

I know you are there

I can read your minds

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 3, 2021

I call tuesdays

I call tuesdays (or day of choice)

When smoking or drinking something that is shared you say "i call tuesdays" meaning i got next. The first person is mondays and so on and so forth. So if you are third then you are wednesdays and etc. Hopefully you get what im saying.

Yo this weed is good!
Second in circle: Sweet man I call tuesdays!
Third in circle: I got wednesdays!

by Icalltuesdays September 14, 2022

I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

I hate ni-

The last words of the legendary Peter Griffin. We never found out what he was going to say.

Peter is my hero, "I hate ni-"

by Peter the horse is here January 29, 2025

Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

I reject

When you have a lot of time on your hands, and you don't want to dread over your existential angst, you buy time by being more verbose and conveying a simple concept in elaborate terms.

"I reject" is such an alternative for "No"

Swati - Could you pass some salt.
Shipra - I reject.

by theGodWithManyWords April 24, 2021