my be my be

Another type of way to say maybe but this is used when the other person is uncertain about what to say.

Alex: are you going to have that party again soon?
Lexi: my be my be , idk my parents are pretty mad at me from last time.

by Kelstuoy November 29, 2016

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

tweez my tits

putting clips on a pair of tits

oh fuck! this feels so good. tweez my tits now

by [e-mail] December 3, 2016

Alright, My Train

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

by megaseed December 5, 2016

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

skutchin on my fritches

Squashing ones steez. Break my balls. To disturb, or make discontent.
Harsh ones mellow.

"Man, why you gotta be skutchin on my fritches"
"The way my boss has been nagging me really skutches my fritches"

by JahMoney December 6, 2016

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016