Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.

I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.

by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022

double-faced entendre

A double-faced entendre is somebody who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil. Coined himself by Oliver Tree

Oliver tree gave me his word that he would cut me in at 5% earnings from this. Hopefully his hearing isn't double-faced entendre.

by Shel Silverstein November 7, 2022

flint-faced hag

one ugly son of a bitch

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED

by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023

shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

the faceless woman

A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them

“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”

by Rolandofgilead January 23, 2023

double-faced entendre

Someone who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

I'm a goner, I lost her, like why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre

by RandomDrunkGuy January 26, 2023

Truckhole Facemask

The sex act involving taking a shit at a truck stop and shoving the hookers face in the toilet while you fuck her from behind

I was so pent up taking 71 all the way to Cleveland, but then some lot lizard let me give them a truckhole Facemask. Immediate relief.

by red9For LEON February 11, 2023