dog man

a dog and a man were both dying so they took Greg the dog's body and sewed it to the man's body.

i gonna read a dog man book

by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 12, 2022

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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.

Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

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Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

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man stand

a position fuck boys stand in with their legs spead apart holding their dicks and staring off into space

all white boys stand in man stands

by littytitty123 December 17, 2017

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white man down

It means a white mans head is going down to suck another mans pecker. But sometimes used by when saying good bye.

I was hanging out at Conner and willies the other night, and let me tel you what, WHITE MAN DOWN! I got some that night.

Man 1: Alright man I better go home

Man 2: alright. White Man Down!

Man 1: White man down!

by Wide legged trucker October 13, 2019

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