KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Hold your apple sauce

an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex

My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.

by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022

Hop on [your] balls

a word used to indicate aggressive movement towards someone/something or as a general physical threat

Ex1: "Yo, buster. Slow the fuck down. I don't got a gun but one more step and I'll hop on your balls."

by geethegreat March 1, 2025

your dad

unexistent

your dad went to get the #milk and never came back #💀💀☠

by your moms exhusband May 10, 2025

Your Mom

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was

Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit

by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

Your mother

The president of his fanclub

scout (aka red spy): what are you president of his fanclub?
spy: no that would be your mother! (slams pictures of scout's mother being fucked by red spy)

by red spy from team fortress 2 October 17, 2023

national sesh with your mom day

national sesh with your mom day is february 19th

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!

by smartypantskid February 19, 2021