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What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022
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Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
by witchieblackcat2 July 15, 2022
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You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022
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to slip the turnip

when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
to slip the turnip ex. “God! Zoe really slipped the turnip when she started throwing cuscus out the apartment window in Morocco.”
by Dolores Harrell July 27, 2022
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Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.
"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."
by Kla31 July 30, 2022
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Cyprus is Turkish

A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.
Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness
by TheCypriotMachine August 3, 2022
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I have turned Super Saiyan now.

Super Saiyan: A form in the Dragon Ball franchise. Used to announce that you have developed terminal cancer that you will not survive.
Person 1: Hey, I have turned Super Saiyan now.
Person 2: No way bro, I'm so sorry for you.
by mmmmahyes August 9, 2022
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