Thomas

A Smexy beast who can easily fuck you in any video game you play cuz he’s good

He is so good that he has his own gamer grill in his “gaming” room

This Was write by Thomas XD

Yo Thomas Just Fucked dude and my grill

by NotTheRealSmexyThomas May 2, 2018

Jackie Lynn Thomas

She is a dead sk8r girl. She's cool. She killed a lobster.

Have you heard of Jackie Lynn Thomas?
What is a Jackie Lynn Thomas?

by Totally not LP January 14, 2018

Thomas Howell

He will seem intelligent in tests and exams yet in class he will slack off and not pay attention. He will misbehave and not listen to rules set. Though not the most attractive guy, get in bed with him and you won't need to be pleasured ever again. Normal penis size ranging from 5-6 inches. Although he seems like he is a rebel of sorts for not obeying the rules, some teachers will talk to him more than others and issue him detentions more regularly than others. The teacher will on one occasion, let he/her guard down and give Thomas Howell a sign that he/she has gotten attached to him. They will then get together briefly after the teacher takes him out of class for a 'quick chat'. He/she will then proceed to suck his cock let him fuck her as hard as necessary for him to feel pleasures as well. He will then go home with her for more fun 'bonding time' in the bedroom. The age of this childhood bond between teacher and pupil will normally begin from aged 12-13

Thomas Howell- full name

Teacher- Oh Thomas Howell, touch me
Thomas Howell- Oh Miss, just bend over and let me do the rest. Or I will be forced to give you a 2 hour detention for sexual resistance.

by DaBroda April 3, 2017

Thomas Kressig

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017

thomas fisher

THOMAS FISHER is normally known as popular , THOMAS FISHER is casually named for a male , he is normally loved by girls but he has he's own type of girl somewhere in him.

Friend: you should get that girl.

Thomas Fisher: don't worry she's mine already.

by Cupcakes_are_yummy April 19, 2017

thomas taft

Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.

Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese

by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017

Thomas Rodney Brooks

Synonymous with fetishes, a man with a desire for girth penis.

Ha! She has a Thomas Rodney Brooks!!!

by Mr Krebs October 11, 2017