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Barking at the Wood Waffle

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.
by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019
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Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons
Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"
by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020
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Putting waffles in the toaster

Having raw/unprotected sex with someone that may be a stranger to you, or if they're just a hookup.
“I’m on my way to her house to put some waffles in the toaster, I hope she’s hungry.”

"So, what did you guys do last night?"
"Let's just say I put some waffles in the toaster."

"Where the fuck is Kyle?!"
"He's probably putting waffles in the toaster again."
by JLuc14 August 1, 2018
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bananna nut waffle

The act getting your nuts all steamy, nice and warm, then proceeding to locate two black women scissoring then aggressively place your scrotum between the two. Banana nut waffle.
Jakhira and jasmine gave joe a wet n’ steamy Bananna nut waffle last Tuesdey.
by Grosyfunny69 November 11, 2017
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Indian Waffle Maker

When a woman lies in her back hips in the air and legs spread. Their partner takes a tennis racket and hits the vagina resulting in a waffle pattern.
"Yo Matt Joni let me give her an Indian waffle maker"

"Justin I just had the craziest Indian waffle maker with Lori."
by KennyOSkura May 10, 2016
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Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.
My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.
by Entitled_Karennn July 1, 2022
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Patty House Waffle

The sweet, warm ass-musk of an Irish woman. Typically when she farts on a man/woman's face
Craig: Hey man, how'd you get pink eye?
Liam: This bint I met last night gave me a Patty House Waffle.
by cockslapmyfunions April 24, 2017
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