Turtle

A person you know of, have heard of, or seen, but you do not know them personally. A level under acquantince.
Celebrities can be turtles too.

"Do you know that guy John over there?"
"Oh, um, I think he might ride my bus or something. He's kind of a turtle."

by tortoise83 May 28, 2009

turtled

the act of being followed by someone.

turtle followed them to chipotle during lunch today.

ahh man i just got turtled

by pickles32 December 12, 2009

Great Turtle

A supposed deity worshipped by small silly people.

Daniel: Hey, guys. I worship the great turtle.

Nick: That makes one for your religion.

by He-who-should-be-named. March 22, 2009

Turtle Condoms

An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.

Random IMer: turtle condoms
Receiver: WTF?!?

by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006

Turtle Head

When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell

Guys shouldn't wear spandex pants, no broad thinks turtle head is hot

by The Big Topper June 14, 2010

TurtleNecking

When two males, one who is uncircumcised, go pole-to-pole (head to head) and the uncircumcised guy pulls his foreskin over the head of the other guy's head.

My friend said his head was cold so I provided him with a custom, all-natural turtleneck. The next thing I knew, we were turtlenecking.

by Beau&DustyDontTurtleNeck December 7, 2013

Awkward Turtle

1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.

2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.

Michael is an awkward turtle.

by Speechless_13 October 8, 2009