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touch grass

What people say when they want to sound cool, because they're too insecure to come up with a new way of saying something, so they just jump on the bandwagon of what they think sounds "cool" and will make them sound like a cool, powerful, attractive person.
Tom: "I'm a really insecure guy with no women and no particular talents, but I want to come off as a normie. I guess I'll go tell someone to touch grass now."
by CutiePatootiePie June 16, 2022
mugGet the touch grassmug.

Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.
Bill got a soft touch on the piano.
by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024
mugGet the soft touchmug.

In a feel of a touch

In a short time, in a jiffy, very soo, in a blink of an eye, very quick.
Say hi to Nelzealours. I will find you in a feel of a touch.

Cheerio!
by Nelzealours Motoe December 17, 2023
mugGet the In a feel of a touchmug.

touched naughties

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!
by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008
mugGet the touched naughtiesmug.

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja
That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
mugGet the Touch a stiffymug.

Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
by Leftforlife June 16, 2024
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

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