Touch Grass

Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off

Hey, touch grass old man!

by Leftforlife June 16, 2024

Touch Grass

Something that predators should do.

Creep: *talking to a 13 year old*
Normal person: Hey, creep, go touch grass.

by Pialinist April 13, 2023

Take a touch

Means to slow down or calm down/chill

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch

by Samuelae16 on tt December 28, 2024

touch

the most sus yet innocent word ever

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell

by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023

imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi

guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"

by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018