man-off

A contest of virility between two men, as demonstrated in Cyborg (1989), in which both men tear off their shirts and exchange screams of rage until one can no longer handle the other’s machismo.

Watch the man-off scene in Cyborg.

by sdn December 28, 2007

Package Man

Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.

'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'

by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009

man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

by Nikkihour December 16, 2014

Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.

Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on

by hayles3121 July 25, 2009

Man Pointz

Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.

Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)

- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".

by The First BSD April 21, 2010

Man Science

mæn saɪəns
–noun

1. a branch of knowledge often inherent in men and absent in women that allows for the programming of VCRs, lighting of pilot lights, and ability to problem solve.

Sue wanted to call an electrician, but Ryan busted out some man science and fixed it.

by gentofleisure May 5, 2011

simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020