Beard Tings

Term for the best beardcare products you can use on your beard.

Beard Tings are typically Beard Oils, Beard Butters, Beard Balms, Beard Wash, Moustache Wax, Beard Combs, Beard Brushes
Hey bro, give me a go on those Beard Tings!
by Beard Tings November 24, 2021
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Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.
"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"
by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018
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beard-wax

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself
“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.
by Urban burble January 11, 2018
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Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
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neo beard

Having a beard that looks like neo from the matrix. All neck hair with patches on face.
Nice neo beard dude, going to fight agent smith?
You should have your neo neck shaved brother.
by spatialnate July 14, 2015
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beard up

To start the process of growing a beard, or to take care of your beard.
No shave November is over. Time to beard up.
by TheDapperPappy February 18, 2015
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bearded alice

A swamp-like creature, displaced from its natural habitat, dressed to blend in yet somehow not quite hitting the mark.
Frank: Has anyone seen Mark, looks like a bit of a bearded alice?
Keith: Yeah he was in the canteen a few minutes ago, nesting amongst the lasagne.
by Sharon_OzzHorn December 01, 2015
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