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Steve Job

A Steve Job involves the specific act of inserting your sexual partner's iPhone into their anus, while sexting them repeatedly with their phone set to vibrate.
Cornelius gave me an auspicious Steve Job last night.
by anonymous January 1, 2017
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Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.
Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"
by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 19, 2019
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Steved

You thought he was telling you the truth, you’ve been steved
by BoNugget February 14, 2024
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Steve

Steve is a TV host. Especially he is on Family Feud, Little Big Shots, and another channel.
Steve you are a TV star! Yeah I know I am a great 🌟!
by Ochia May 17, 2018
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steves shenanigans

when your local texan goes absolutely bonkers

or when that guy steve loses it playing bugsnax
oh no hes back at his steves shenanigans
by steve:) April 22, 2023
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Steve wilks updated

Is a former booty ass defensive coordinator for the browns and a former booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdie’s who got fired after one season 😂😂
Steve wilks updated (cle bruh: he needs to leave his defense is weak asf ) (Ari: wtf did we do we hired this bum ass just so we can go 3-13? Hell naw he ain’t coming back next season )
by Bleeding guns October 20, 2020
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