Google

the biggest online search engine

You know I can google that in like 3 seconds right.

by redbandit 4 July 16, 2019

Google Local Guide

competitive career path taken on by highly successful people great benefits and salary. you want to impress these people when you know who they are do not mess around. they could ruin you and your business

Restaurant Manager: oh shit here comes 2 guys wearing google local guides t shirts pulling up in a rolls royce ready to review us. everyone lets give it our all to impress them!

Random Gold Diggers: i want to suck them off so bad

by Givemedome125 November 23, 2019

Google

Google is how I found this shit.

okay google,... oooookay gooooogle,... OOOKAY GOOGLE,... fuck you.

by MCDumbledore February 4, 2016

google clever

The ability to answer all questions having consulted Google.

P - What does this mean?
D - <blah blah blah>
P - Wow, you're so Google Clever!

by dms787878 November 19, 2013

Search Google or type a URL

You're so bored that you're just typing rubbish into your computer.

"GAAH IM SO BORED"

"Me too."

"i literally just type Search Google or type a URL in google thats how bored i am"

"damn you really are bored"

by im a random bored guy April 17, 2024

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016

pee pee Google animation

It's a pee-pee term for Google animations and movements, or it's the same as Google Doodle games. Google's video animations are so fluid and pee-pee that they appear to be an advanced version of Android's basic shapes legend.

The pee pee Google animation is so pee pee!

by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025