fat potentiality

When a girl is not fat, and at this point in time she's usually do-able, if not hot, but you know deep down that at some point in her life, she's gonna be fat. It's just inevitable.

Dude 1: Hey man, you still dating that chick Lisa?

Dude 2: Yeah, I really like her, but I don't know about long term. I mean, she totally has fat potentiality.

by SammyMFB October 17, 2007

Fat Chested

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010

Fat Baldy

One that has had and still has a lifelong career planned out for him in the Microbyte. He has a liking for birds as well as spending his evenings playing with Pam and her five sisters while drinking numerous bottles of buckie and messing with narcotics. Also has an obsession with Claire!

Location:Microbyte (Claire is standing in sandwich queue)
Fat Baldy pokes Claire.
Fat Baldy: "Alright wee lass?"
Claire: "Yeah, I'm good thanks"
Fat Baldy: "Why don't you and your pals fire through to Livvy some weekend for a few bevvies?"

by Gastonator January 17, 2008

Fat Nuggets

The little piece of fat all girls have between the armpit and side boob.Best seen when wearing tight tank tops.

Ashlyn: Ugh i hate my fat nuggets they are so ugly!
Rachel:No they aren't! Everyone has them.

by DameEllenTerry February 2, 2017

fat pig

a girl who is really fat and is a messy eater

dude do you see that fat pig over there?
yea man, she needs to wash her face and table

by greenbeans December 22, 2020

fat cathy

Is a turd so big that it feels like your butthole is being stretched so wide like your crapping out a softball...or worse.

I ate way too much mexican food last night and now I feel a Fat Cathy coming out of me.

by df1186 September 19, 2016

Fat Baked

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.

Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.

by Joey Chris March 29, 2010