Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.
A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.
by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017
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Star-tard

A person who believes in astrology.
Kevin: so what happened with you and that girl Emma?
Steve: She was pretty hot, but I had to ghost her after she wouldn’t stop talking about astrology on our date; she was a total star-tard.
by Star-yard hater69 November 23, 2021
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Street-tard

A person who does not have the brain capacity for common sense but is still good at school.
Hey Bridget stop fucking talking you street-tard.
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Go!Tard

A person who uses GoAnimate (now known as Vyond) too much.
“If you don’t like my content, then GTFO. This channel isn’t for you, Go!Tard.
by BagelVargas July 08, 2022
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Bone Tard

Something Amanda yells when she gets mad at her computer.
"Stupid Computer! You're a Bone Tard!"
by SSSkylar August 16, 2008
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Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 09, 2022
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Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.
Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.
by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025
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