A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
by shesaidshewas18 January 9, 2010
Get the Ham Beardmug. by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018
Get the Hot Hammug. 2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings
1 Cup juice of baby feelings
1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours
Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.
by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025
Get the Ham Salad Partymug. Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
Get the Ham Handedmug. by SAndraForthewin November 21, 2021
Get the Demi van hammug. by Cotlno January 4, 2019
Get the slippery hammug. girl 1: omg , i miss hams so bad..she’s just amazing!
girl 2: oh yeah, totally.. hams is just the hottest girl i've ever met!
girl 2: oh yeah, totally.. hams is just the hottest girl i've ever met!
by hamoseisthehottest November 21, 2021
Get the Hamsmug.