Shiryuka

A shiryuka is a crazy person with a love of writing stories with a lot of wierd things in it.

Oh, seen this book yet? It's totally crazy!
Its a shiryuka who wrote it, what did you expect?

by Damdaridoo June 8, 2013

Stirring the punch bowl

Verb: when you pee on the side of the toilet bowl right above the water so the water inthe bowl swirls around either clockwise or counter clockwise even without flushing.

I walked into the bathroom and started stirring the punch bowl so I could still hear what my friend was saying in the other room without that loud sound of urine hitting the water.

by Kneegrodamus November 16, 2013

Stirring the rice

To have sex with an Asian from behind.

Dude, were you stirring the rice last night? No, TeTe wouldn't do doggie style.

by Double D and E-Money February 2, 2015

stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.

After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.

by alwaysinthedark March 6, 2015

Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.

Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.

by Qufad January 25, 2015

story slam

A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).

He performed an excellent story slam about how he first fell in love and got rejected.

by unlessroses July 25, 2016

stir it

The dynamic that occurs when a lifestyle and a mindset coalesce perfectly. The emphasis is on the mindset.

As used in a rap, "even if i gave them everything, they still would not be able to stir it, stir it, stir it."

by MisterDoubleYou May 14, 2016