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Call out sick

A good way to get yourself fired. Well, that is if you do it only to have fun somewhere, such as the beach.
Cesar: Hey, did you hear that Carl did something that was not only really dumb but also completely selfish?
Becky: I did not, what did he exactly do?
Cesar: Well, he decided to call out sick, but only to go have fun somewhere.
Becky: That is so selfish of him, was he allowed to keep his job?
Cesar: No, he got fired.
Becky: Good, idiots like that deserve to get the boot.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021
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Sick fool

(n.)That friend that you really just want to tell “It’s over man, move on,” but you find that it is much more fun to mess with him in close to every way possible.
I got my sick fool of a brother to take me to the movies because the girl he’s drooling over works there.
by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009
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Sick roid

When scratch some gross part of your body I eat your private and don't wash your hand and start to touch things all around you.
Brother that is sick roid what you're doing so gross.
by Blastoff Daily December 15, 2021
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Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.
"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"
by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013
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Sick

when your vocabulary is limited and you’re wondering how to reply or react to something that’s quite cool

another way to say ‘that’s cool’ or ‘ok’

another word to imply you think the previous statement was noice
wow, Cody Fern is Sick

sees photo or text of a nature that is positive “sick”
by elyselastname.com January 27, 2019
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Sick Man Syndrome

When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.

Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).
Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.
by Chellsrn November 16, 2023
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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