Skip to main content

Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
mugGet the Facebook sickmug.

Sick-a-dodle-do

When any one person I way to cool to use the word sick so they use sick-a-dodle-do.
Person 1: how I got a tiger today

Person 2: sick-a-dodle-do
by Ja'mie king May 15, 2020
mugGet the Sick-a-dodle-domug.

sick tick

The duration of an illness.
I'm waiting for this sick tick to end.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
mugGet the sick tickmug.

knocks me sick

common scouse phrase used instead of 'makes me feel sick', 'grosses me out' or 'freaks me out'.
'he knocks me sick'
'nah i can't touch polystyrene it proper knocks me'
'beans genuinely knock me sick'
'just watched that ted bundy thing and it proper knocked me sick'
by L25imm May 10, 2022
mugGet the knocks me sickmug.

Corporate Sickness

The state of being mentally removed and detached from corporate business culture, and general disgust from the overconsumption of business buzzwords and acronyms.
After twenty years of meetings, spreadsheets and conferences, I have corporate sickness and am retiring.
by NatureLloyder March 18, 2023
mugGet the Corporate Sicknessmug.

Sick Syndrome

When somebody had a serious, big cold and they can't stop sneezing, and they spread all over the world.
Person 1: AAAA, I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING!
Person 2: Great, I got a cold, because of you!
Person 3: Me too!
Person 1: I think I have Sick Syndrome. Did my sickness spread all over the world?
Person 2: I think it did.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019
mugGet the Sick Syndromemug.

Share this definition