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shoe golf

This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
mugGet the shoe golfmug.

Shoe

You say cap for lies and say shoe for truth
Example:

That’s cap 🧢

No it’s shoe 👞, I saw you hoe.
by Foodbaddie527 January 15, 2021
mugGet the Shoemug.

Shoes

mugGet the Shoesmug.

Poo in a shoe

For expressing extreme emotions while not swearing also can be used for defending yourself from bully’s as in “go poo in a shoe”
Oh poo in a shoe I just got fired from my job
by Wyatt Johnson October 4, 2019
mugGet the Poo in a shoemug.

Shoe

Shoe
Shoe Shoe Shoe Shoe Shoe Shoe Shoe
by fsdifsdigsdhf-9wejfijsdvpdcl January 20, 2023
mugGet the Shoemug.

shoes

my shoes have a peice of shit on it
by 1001010101010101 March 7, 2022
mugGet the shoesmug.

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