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Ebony's Salad

When you forcefully fuck someone, feed them rotten tacobell and cum on top of it.
Oh yeah did you here about Ebony's Salad i had yesterday? It was Great!
Ebony's Salad by tbelllanc October 31, 2017

Nova Scotia salad 

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
Nova Scotia salad by Anal OPA April 23, 2018

suddenly pasta salad 

when your friend turns into pasta salad suddenly
I got hit with a softball and I was suddenly pasta salad.

Grease my salad 

Verb
To really annoy someone; to rub someone the wrong way.

Nobody likes a greasy salad, so greasing someone's salad is heckin annoying.
Example 1
Person 1: *does something annoying*
Person 2: Jid, that really greases my salad.

Example 2:
Why would you do that? You tryin'a grease my salad?
Grease my salad by integrandpiano December 24, 2018

Fucking fruit salad 

A person who brags of their ability. Often seen in military educated people. Boasts about achievements as a way to charm the ladies/gentlemen into sexual endeavours, but when their abilities are called upon they piss their pants.
Go home you fucking fruit salad and leave the ladies be!

Sand in the potato salad 

To mess something up royally, also used by the character Tito from the Nickelodeon show: Rocket Power.
Person 1: Where's my dog?
Person 2: I really got some sand in the potato salad, he escaped and is now loose.
Person 1: We better go looking for it.