Crush one

Smoking a cigarette with your friends, probably the most rewarding part of the day because of how awesome crushing is.

Bro #1: hey bro wanna crush one?
Bro #2: oh hell yeah bro Namath
Bro #3: lemme get one of those crushes bromosexual

by Brown Bear 3000 July 10, 2012

The One Show

Something that is unproductive, ineffective and a complete waste of time.

I fear this activity is becoming a bit like the One Show: utterly fucking pointless.

by iCritic December 9, 2011

One haircut

When a girl is crushing on a guy and he gets one haircut and she looses all interest in him because he becomes so fucking ugly

Sam: “Gosh, hes so fine. I should ask for his number.”
Jess: “girl one haircut and its done.”

by Urfuturesexyasswife July 8, 2023

Sticky one

A situation described as ‘sticky’ usually means a situation which is complicated or embarrassing

Georgina: what happened with you and that girl ?
Me: well, it’s just a abit of a sticky one

by Hippo69 October 16, 2019

a real one

The One who makes you look funnier infront of your crush.

Person1: "Ayo you a real one g"
Person2: "Ight Ight go get her homie"

by richniqqa December 8, 2021

Corrupt-one

When people say corrupt #1 they are referring to John Rice
John Rice is the #1 corrupt in the world

Wow your being super corrupt-one

by COB12345678910 January 23, 2022

In the small one

A literal translation of the very common hebrew phrase: "Ba Ktana".
This phrase has several meanings pending on context, but is mostly equivalent to "No big deal".

Ars 1: Hey Man, want some shawarma?
Ars 2: Walla, in the small one.

by Yossi May 13, 2005