2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Concorde tip

A slender penis that tapers in a downward direction towards the tip much like the Concorde jet

He has a great job, has handsome good looks and treats me like a queen but I just can't look past that concorde tip

by Nicotharappist October 9, 2022

Tip stall

What bad RC pilots tend to blame an unexplained crash on.

It's not my fault the plane crashed, it's a bad design because it tip stalled when I tried to fly it like a loaf of bread.

by M0j0Risin October 11, 2022

Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

tip em bolloxs

Tip em bolloxs, to dismiss an individual or mock. Applied to those who are ridiculous, irrelevant or annoying etc

Irita listened to what was said about why my boyfriend didn’t turn up. She said “tip him bollox”. I wasn’t home on time I laughed and said ring and say tell them I’m tipping em bolloxs” etc. tip em bolloxs

by Liquidmoney October 19, 2022

Drip on the tip

Can be used to mean, something is 'a tease', unfulfilled, longing, left wanting, etc.

I.E. when she's been teasing/flirting with you all night, and you leave, and you are left with a little bit of "drip" on your "tip".

These wings could use some more sauce, it leaves a little drip on the tip.

by bane-of-your-definitions October 19, 2022

The tip

If you are reading this in 2025

You will witness history.

In a hour.

Check your homes.

Be prepared.

Don't be scared.

Watch out.

SIUUUUUU

Steve : Have you seen 'The tip'?
Mike : Yeah, why?
Steve : SIUUUUUU

by Bugymenjagi January 5, 2022