Pot Fairy

The lady whom occasionally makes edibles like brownies containing home grown indica.
She will contact you out of the blue to say that there is a new batch ready, if you want some.

The Pot Fairy is calling!

by Billy-Soo December 15, 2020

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.

Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.

by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 21, 2020

squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.

I’m gonna go use the squat pot.

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

pot fuck

A party where everyone brings their wife and they all share

Hey Randy you going to the pot fuck? I heard Tim's wife is smoking hot.

by CloudJumper November 11, 2020

Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020