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Mojangel74 would die instantly and try to carry tha boiis but just doesnt so she is a noob
by ooooooo daddddy June 3, 2018
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Noob

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.
Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!

Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!

Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!

Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!

Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
by Cittycat April 15, 2012
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the noob song

A song that was popularized by Jackroo which have been taken down sometime in 2020-2022. It used to be pretty popular in 2018
The noob song was popular in 2018.
by when you bottom text February 19, 2023
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Noob

N. 1. A word that describes someone who is new to a particular subject, concept, etc.

N. 2. A word used as a general insult for someone who lacks intelligence, understanding or is just an idiot; nincompoop.
1. "Let's go farm off the noobs."

2. "Look at those fucking noobs on the lawn."
by DoctorSodomy September 4, 2011
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noob

a player new to a game or actually just a word to bully someone lol. Hey if you're gonna bully someone, bully ur mirror.
by Iactuallyenglish September 23, 2020
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Noob

a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
Guy 1:"Ha Lol u Noob you have no robux (this was made to inform roblox flexers to stfu)"
Me:" Do you know what Noob is?"
Guy 1:" no"
Me:"Let me teach you something Kid a Noob, especially a person who is new to an online community and whose online participation and interactions display a lack of skill or knowledge
by RandomNumber June 1, 2018
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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
by Sexydimma February 4, 2012
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