Holy Shitting Dick Nipples

An exclamation, like 'holy shit.'

Was originally created when the curses 'suck my dick,' 'holy shit,' 'Jesus's nipples,' and 'fucking hell' were combined to make the ultimate curse.

Can also refer to the Pope having dicks on his nipples which spew diarrhea, but this isn't as common.
by Red Fleming March 23, 2011
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titty nipple lip crust

Crust that comes off the nipple
Your titty nipple lip crust got in my salad!
by Babydoll400 February 24, 2015
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pedestrian nipple rags

A pseudo-cloth or fake clothing, as in brand or just wrong.
Look at her pedestrian nipple rags! They say Liza Clayboone instead of Liz Claiborne.
by Incredible Chemical June 10, 2009
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inverted nipple

WHEN SOMEONE IS OOGERLY FAT AND YOUR NIP TIP LIP HIP ZIP CRACK HEAD GRANDMA IS PISSING........................................................................
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fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.
If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!
by tradesman May 12, 2003
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A tradition to see whether you were a pussy or a real man. The performer gets his hand into the spider bite position and with precision go straight to the middle of the victim's nipple. The performer pinches as hard he or she can and twists the skin around until the victim drops to the ground. The performer then adds in some of the nails to dig in even further to the victim's nipple (There is a chance that the victim's nipple tip can rip off if done incorrectly). Twist the nipple until the victim blacks out. If the man or woman is still standing he can join the tribe.
"Yo I'm grounded for a week man...."
"Why?"
"I performed the ULTIMATE SKORPIAN NIPPLE TWIST on my mom"
"Yo chill..."
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National Nipple Twist Day

National Nip Twist Day.

September 4th.Buckle up boys and girls. Twist all the nips you see.
Go up to someone and twist their nipples and say National Nipple Twist Day
by SENIOR BROWN September 04, 2019
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