Being Kicked in the Balls

The pain of being kicked in the balls is like nothing else. it hurts way more that your average punch. it can even kill a man and make your voice sound like a 9 year old kid raging in fortnite and yet, those hoes are complaining that giving birth is the worst pain in the world.. they kn ow nothing

Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Yo Tyrone u gonna pay child sapport?!?
Tyrone: FUCK U BITCH. I AINT PAYING SHIT
Random Thot that Tyrone smashed: Fuck u *kicks Tyrone in the balls*
Tyrone: AH SHIT NIGGA BY BALLLS!!! BEING KICKED IN THE BALLS IS THE WORST! *Dies*

by odlethenoodle October 12, 2019

kick it up a notch

Something a chick says when you're not performing to her standards.

"come on dickhead! kick it up a notch!"

by optix May 18, 2004

Kick door

Pronounced kick dough
To hook your homie up with a female or hook yourself up and eventually get with her.

aye Bro I just seen this fine female I need you to come kick door for me.

by Yoboisway November 26, 2018

Bulgarian war kick

A sexual act practiced by sadists and Bri when he's drunk; proceding copulation or filatio, the male of the species first squares himself in front of the kneeling female. Then, with a thunderous war cry, he swiftly delivers a fierce kick to said female's face and teeth.

A fan of the Bulgarian war kick, Nick's mom frequently lies in pools of blood and semen.

by the fabulous jizz blaster March 24, 2005

joke kick

A kick that isnt serious....its more like a joke......a joke kick

"It was a kick....a..a joke kick...."

by Sheldon January 27, 2004

Cashew Crunch Kick

To ejaculate inside of the vagina and then immediately pull out and kick the vagina repetitively.

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.

Katrina:That's sweet dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Kick-able pooch

A dog, small in size, that could easily be struck with one's foot to be projected a short, or even long distance.

Guy 1: My Grandmother, because she's old, bought a new kick-able pooch.

Guy 2: What kind of dog is it?

Guy 1: It's a chihuahua

by platinumskies March 26, 2009