wack 'n nap

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

by mducrane April 27, 2012

Rag-n'-tag

To violently fuck a girl without having any interest in her afterwards, instead just adding her to your 'tag-list'.

"So are you gonna date Beth or what?"
"Nah just gonna rag-n'-tag her"
"Yeah mate rate it"

by William 'McBilliam' Francis June 13, 2016

Beef n Cheddar

Consenting to gay sex acts in exchange for Arby's.

"I didn't know Pat was gay!?!"

"Oh, he's not. But Glenn showed up with some Arby's, so he gave him the ole 'beef n cheddar' !"

by Carlosspicywiener February 8, 2014

N equals 1

A criticism of the use of a single anecdote to represent a large group of people, events, etc.

Steve: I watched a guy run 100 m in less than 10 seconds, surely loads of people can do that.
Bob: That was Usain Bolt. N equals 1 bro.

by ThisGuy32764 April 24, 2021

Potato-N-Gravy

A less obvious and crude way of describing cum and shit, which may be in the same place at the same time during gay sex.

"John fucked Edward's ass and as they climaxed and cummed, there was Potato-N-Gravy all over the place. On John's cock and a glacier of it in Edward's ass crack."

by Boo Boy May 28, 2008

wirkin n jirkin

"wirkin n jirkin" when a wanker's had a dull day doing nothing but goin to work and going home.
wnj w n J working and jerking} {w&j

-u look tired wahcha bin upto?
-o nuthin' just wirkin n jirkin.

by nigel the fairy March 7, 2005

Tactical N-Word

When you are around racists you use this ingratiate yourself as a superior racist, (See Vaush Vs racists)

"In what instances is it ok to say the n-word?"
"Personally, I was quarrelling with Hitler I used a tactical n-word to put him in his place"

by pseudoclientist September 10, 2022