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i call the mouth! 

This is the 'Phrase That Pays' for the guys out there who just want to get their dick sucked. It is most commonly used in the situation two guys have the opportunity to have a threesome with a female and they have agreed to proceed with buying her a one-way ticket to 'Paris.' One of the guys, however, is not as enthusiastic as the other. This could be because he is feeling sick, tired, lazy, or otherwise but naturally does not pass up the chance to get his nut and agrees to be part of the three-way action regardless. At this point in time, just getting his dick sucked would make his day and conveniently require the least amount of effort from him. Right before they begin removing their clothes and getting into the "tower position," He

cleverly calls out loudly to the second guy, "Hey Bro!", "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "Yo, bro! this chick I've been talking to is down to have a threesome and told me to bring a friend! You down??"
Guy two: "You're goddamn right Jim Sharp, I'm down FO SHO! " "It was hell at work today and I'm tired as fuck bro, especially since we did not get a break"..."so"... "I CALL THE MOUTH!"
Guy one: "That's alright, pussy is pussy to me."
Guy two: " and I just want my dick sucked"
*** guy two begins to crack a smile***
*** guy one fist bumps guy two***
i call the mouth! by BigDaddyTC88 November 19, 2017

down in the mouth 

A bad state of mind, unhappy, being in a bad mood
She’s been down in the mouth the whole morning! What’s wrong with her?

Benga nut mouth 

The term used to describe the state of somebody's mouth after they kiss a girl that got nutted into 3 times in row my benya. The only cure for BNM(benga nut mouth) is suicide
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Aidan?
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: He got benga nut mouth
Person 2: oh shit *cocks gun* time to put that fucker out of his misery
Benga nut mouth by Vorowitz March 4, 2019

Titty baby mouth 

When a child who is now an adult and they have a large over bite usually with oblong shaped upper and lower jaw and messed up teeth. Usually is caused from sucking either on titties or bottles or pacifiers for years as an infant through childhood.
“Damn look at that guy over there. He definitely has titty baby mouth!”
Titty baby mouth by TittyBabyMouth September 26, 2019

ash to mouth 

Sticking your dick in an urn and then into someones mouth.
Anon: Last night I fucked Maggies's urn so hard and then I put my dick in Teresa's mouth. I call it the ash to mouth.
ash to mouth by ashtomouth February 11, 2020

Living ass to mouth

When you're so poor, you have to eat your own shit to survive.
I just got out of prison and no one will hire me, guess I'm living ass to mouth for a while .