mittens

a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild

mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."

by sicariusroguelawl June 27, 2008

Two Minute Man

1. To purposely make your temporary absence known and to make an excuse such as false claims of interacting with a female on a communication messenger (MSN, AIM, etc.) and returning 2 minutes later to resume your online conversation.

2. To boost your self esteem.

Hey, did you guys hear about Brown Jam? He's a two minute man!

by LoboTHEONEANDONLY June 6, 2009

New York Minute

A quickie in Central Park

"Let's have a quickie in the woods in the park. It'll only take a minute."

by REAL AMERICAN June 30, 2005

mitten queen

a gay man who likes to jerk off other guys

Braden would like to be Austin's mitten queen

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

60 minutes

the act of telling people that they be hating up on a nigga dat be up in yo grill because they think you be lieing.. and you get 60 minutes to explain

queer 1: im telling you bro your being a lier!

queer 2: no... 60 minutes bitch

queer 1: GOD DAMMIT!

queer 2: i didnt steal your heroin, i triped and fell and the needle happened to be standing up and it went straight in my arm and your girl just happed to have her mouth open while i was wacking it...

queer 1: as long as it was a accident...

by nigger bitch black October 16, 2008

skinny minute

When you and someone have been talking for a short time, but have gotten real serious.

We've been talking for a skinny minute.

by Cmoney baller September 22, 2016

Mack mittens

Respected use of hands usually used be Mike when delivering a truth induced punch of whoop ass. Most commmonly heard in the delaware/jersey area

Told my bitch to shut up, didnt listen, so i dropped some truth with these mack mittens, problem solved

by Mikie Stilo February 4, 2017