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mexican roulette

Mexican Roulette is similar to the game known as Russian Roulette. However, instead of bullets, your ammunition is your ass gas. One person farts, and the other returns fire. To win you must only fart, but not shart or soil yourself.
Travis'Mexican Roulette wheel had been spinning the entire weekend in Vegas. You sir have some serious flatulence!
mexican roulette by Da Pabs September 8, 2006

mexican style 

showed up to work mexican style, didnt get paid.

mexican hooker 

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese
Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker
mexican hooker by T DePuy October 3, 2005

Mexican Judo

A martial art originating in Mexico that spread north across United State's borders, normally in the middle of the night and under the influence of tequila. Mexican Judo is used to intimidate opponents before fights.
Want some Mexican Judo? Ju-don't know who you're messing with homes
Mexican Judo by Turcle93 July 20, 2009

mexican powerade

After enjoying a delicious margerita, the man energizes the woman by pissing a (lemon lime-esque) stream into her mouth. Its the beginning to one crazy night in tijuana.
u mix a little jose cuervo and lemon+lime juice and away we go. Get her tanked and she'll enjoy the rush of mexican powerade.

Mexican Car Keys 

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.
You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.