Mexican Wank

A group of fully aroused men perform a manual sex act whilst surrounding a consenting filthy grubby dutty dutty biatch, and in turn explode thier load (ejaculate) onto the afore mention dutty dutty slut, onto whatever part of her is adjacent to them. When each man and his little feller have fully deposited in turn, and only then have you acheived a MEXICAN WANK.

Craig: We found this dutty bird last night so me and the rest of the team did a mexican wank all over her.
Rob: Wow! Did she enjoy it?
Craig: No! there were loads of us she nearly drowned.

by Mr.T. June 30, 2006

Mexican Strikeout

Similar to a normal "strikeout," but with a Mexican twist! To enjoy a Mexican Strikeout one begins with a hefty bong rip, followed by a shot of tequila, chased with a full Mexican beer, and finishing with the exhalation of the bong rip.

Popular Mexican beers include: Dos Equis (XX), Tecate, Modelo

Met up with some of my friends today; Mary Jane had bud, Pablo had Sauza, and Luis had Tecate. We all knew this could only mean one thing, Mexican Strikeouts!

We were all FUCKED up!

by Lita Chiquita July 23, 2009

mexican monastery

on left for dead 1 & 2 when u open a door to find a lot of sleeping, sitting, or wondering zobies

me and my best friend went zombie hunting and we walked into a mexican monastery

by punkrocker jet packer April 12, 2010

Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 26, 2011

Mexican JumpingJack

When you do jumping jacks with your girl, or guy laying between your legs and you take a shit while doing them.

Chico decided he had to take a shit but also wanted to excercise. And sayra was having some mean cravings for some mexican chocolate! So chico decided a Mexican Jumpingjack would suit both of them.

by ChicoTheJumpingShitter June 28, 2010

Bum Mexican

A pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 21, 2008

mexican gap

That patch of skin in the middle of a mustache, in the middle of the lip that doesn't grow hair.

Look at Juan's Mexican Gap, typical mustache on a Latino

by WetBeaner March 16, 2014