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Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
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emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."
by extreeemelyamerican February 7, 2014
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Math

charlie: call the police
amelia: why?
charlie: math is mentally abusive
by somegirlonhere October 20, 2020
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Math

Math is a stupid fucking subject that deserves to die. Also i would like to fucking die too.
by anonymous April 13, 2022
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Math

Math is hell
by I am the one 🤬 February 5, 2020
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Math

Math is a subject is a waste of your time and makes no sense

Teacher: do questions 1-11
Student-thats a lot and I dont even get this
by Brown person November 21, 2019
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Math

Noun: Misspelling of meth.
Noun: Shortened word for Mathematics
Man: i love math
Me: Math or Meth?
by Just a smith November 20, 2023
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