Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.
by silkbowtie January 11, 2012

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025

If a rv has a door on the left side of it, itnis a symbol to the others in the campground your lbtq+ friendly and open for "meeting up". Similar to a pineapple on the door of a home of swingers.
You see that tranny walking across the campground last night? Popped right into that left door over there since a Trailer Left Door is the universal symbol for that stuff.
by Cropscouter September 9, 2021

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!
Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.
by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
