The Fez Zone

An extension of the friend zone. A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. Unlike the regular friend zone however, this state is for an individual that has no chance of ever leaving this metaphorical purgatory.

Person 1: Hey man have you been able to talk Emily into going on a date with you?
Person 2: Unfortunately no. When I asked her she said that she would never date me because I'm like a cross between her biological brother and her gay best friend

Person 1: Damn man thats tough. Sounds like you're in The Fez Zone.

by Ashen111 January 28, 2024

Friend Zone

Getting friend zoned means a girl says let’s just stay friends

Dang Jace got friend zoned by a girl

by Adolf rizzler February 1, 2024

Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

When a Fat fugly hippo whale of an Indian gets mad over a game mode in Fortnight called Jamaica Zone Wars hence the name. This ham planet lard ass will become engulfed in rage has his chins jiggle from the peer anger because he heard "Bombaclat" one to many times. This effect is proceeded with fits of rage, cold shoulders, and intensive eating

Oh my god Rahaj is mad at a pointless video game this is an example of the Jamaica Zone Wars Effect

by ARHS Daily Podcast February 1, 2024

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 4, 2023

The Confetti Zone

A generic term that can be use to describe who you love, how you love, and who arouses you in any way that isn't heteronormative.

"Ally thinks she wants to date women now. "
"She's gay?"
"I think she's exploring. I guess she's in the confetti zone."

"Jamie keeps trying to kiss girls when she's drunk."
"Isn't she married to a dude?"
"Yea, but I think she's in the Confetti Zone."

by Juliathemermaid April 15, 2023

Christmas Attack Zone

the tenth episode of the fifth season of the American television comedy series 30 Rock, and the 90th overall episode of the series.

Christmas Attack Zone was written by 30 Rock story editor Tracey Wigfield,2 her first episode for the fifth season, and her fourth writing credit overall after "Jackie Jormp-Jomp", "Future Husband", and "Don Geiss, America and Hope

by SPrice1980 May 13, 2023

Son-Zoned

Adj. Is when an older lady rejects the advances of a much younger gentleman.

Susan: did Aiden hit on you over the weekend?
Vicky: yes, he did. But I son-zoned him: he's just a few years older than my kids.

by joeychan12 December 17, 2023