I could care less 

Wrong slang. It's supposed to be "I couldn't care less" - because I have no interest. "I could care less" means there is some interest.

"Leaving? I couldn't care less."

I could care less by ninedots December 3, 2004

i miss your ass

To really miss a person being around

I haven't seen you in forever! I miss your ass!

i miss your ass by Allknownfacts January 20, 2018

I am extremely bored

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored ;~;

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I look pretty good for a dead bitch

Iconic phrase used by Morgan McMichaels upon entrance into drag race all-stars

MM: I look pretty good for a dead bitch

I look pretty good for a dead bitch by No longer, friends May 11, 2020

I’m already knowin 

basically means you know exactly what somebody means and they don’t need to go in depth about a situation or explain any further. The term can be used in many situations

term founded by Atlanta natives

Me: she a groupie you could probably hit too!
You: I’m already knowin.

I’m already knowin by laterloser1 August 24, 2020

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

i took the wock to poland 

adverbe: taking the "wock" (essentially lean) to the country of poland

lil yachty: i took the wock to poland

internet: this is the pinnacle of comedy!

i took the wock to poland by genericnpc09751 October 16, 2022