Southern Hemisphere Pash

To pash in the Southern Hemisphere of a woman's body. To twat pash. Cunilingus.

I gave her a Southern Hemisphere pash

by Ulid Dehagan December 13, 2008

Goodyear Hemp

An unusually large marijuana cigarrete

Hey dude get a pair of vise grips to hold this thing and we will smoke the goodyear hemp

by Corkman April 23, 2008

Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010

aural hematomas

When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.

Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."

by CCB19 July 6, 2010

password hemorrhage

When you sign up on multiple websites but can't utilize them again because you keep forgetting your passwords.

I really wanted to make that life sized paper avatar on instructables.com but couldn't get the instructions because I was suffering from a serious case of password hemorrhage.

by mcjennifer7 April 9, 2011

small hemoroid

A worm like vein that pops out of your butthole during times of stress and constipation

That damn small hemoroid keeps rearing its ugly head.

Harry stole the preparation H because he was embarrassed to buy it

by turkeydurkey February 10, 2015

dirty hemmy

When a person shits on a old lady's hemeroid then licks it off

I gave her a dirty hemmy for her 80th birth day

by turkish cleaner September 19, 2016