Sneaky Hammered

When you don’t realize how drunk you were until the next day.

Thought I was good last night but now I’m hearing that I broke into a zoo? Must’ve been sneaky hammered.

by Schutts ballsack May 22, 2021

plastic hammers

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!...............................

A plastic hammer is also a very good fire extinguisher TRUST ME set fire to everything in your home leave it to burn for 1 minute then for some reason your plastic hammer will turn into a fire extinguisher preventing your house from burning down I GUARANTEE SUCCESS!!!!................................

by anonymous August 5, 2004

Hammer P

1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit

2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon

3. Thinks All Mods Suck

No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...

by Hammer P October 25, 2004

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd

Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny

by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

Hammer the Daddy Pipe

A vasectomy

My appointment to hammer the daddy pipe is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

by WennyDC November 12, 2024

Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV

I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher

by lilviny409 November 22, 2024

Hammered Leprechaun

The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.

The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.

by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024