Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.

Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.

by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016

Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

polished hammer

when a white man and a African women have sexual relations he is bestowed a black {polished hammer }

when obligated a man does what he must to survive racial retaliations polished hammer

by legionaire4443 January 29, 2019

Hammer

A violent and angry social justice warrior who uses calling out on social media just to get revenge on people he personally doesn’t like.

He was a total Hammer the fact that he tried to get my friend fired from his job.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

blow hammer

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

Meat hammer

Very few men are born with the meat hammer but it is when the head of their penis is extremely huge compared to the rest of the penis

I’m tired from carrying around my meat hammer

by Meat hammer 🔨 May 28, 2019