Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley August 23, 2011

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real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011

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Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.

This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy

by Bruce Bayne February 13, 2015

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Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.

Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)

by JJthepuller February 17, 2023

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when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that

by heckaroonies August 12, 2023

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A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

by K. Bradford July 05, 2018

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see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

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