fat pellet 

n. Any pastry, dessert, or sugary fatty food that is eaten purely for pleasure. And nutritionally speaking will likely only contribute to increasing your body fat.

Let's stop by the bakery on the way home and grab a fat pellet.

fat pellet by EpicPork December 26, 2013

fat nancy 

The person who eats all the food before anyone else can eat any

What a fat nancy!! He ate all the jelly beans!!!

fat nancy by Dr. Aculah February 22, 2014

Fat Johnny 

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

Fat Johnny by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014

Fat Snacks 

Another name for candy, junk food, etc.

I really want to go get some fat snacks to fill my tummmmmy!!!

Fat Snacks by Crystal McHottness June 8, 2014

fat boy glaze 

It's like the layer of sweat a fat person always has that shines in the sun, like a glazed donut.

Tyler- "We just started jogging, you already have a fat boy glaze?"

Brian- "I can't help it, It's hot!"

fat boy glaze by Tmanb10 August 1, 2014

fat shield 

The layers of fat around and over a fat woman's pussy that makes penetrating her pussy both a workout and a test of physics.

It is important to lift those fat shields otherwise they will just bounce you out.

fat shield by lfalsdjfljasdlfjlsad flsajdf l September 6, 2014

fat stupid whale 

Yo Mama

Yo Mama the fat stupid whale was near the beach again.

fat stupid whale by TheBriMan1234569 November 10, 2014