fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013

fart deco

The art of spraying farticles or sharticles around the toilet bowl that do not wash away when you flush

I leave an impressive fart deco display after eating Taco Bell.

by r. deader February 1, 2015

Gut fart

A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.

Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.

by Saturn20102c March 11, 2015

eskimo fart

To interact with another's butt, with ones own butt, the way one would during an Eskimo kiss.

To flirtatiously squeeze and release ones butt muscles against another's to tickle each other's butt pubes

Omg we had the best time last night, it was so cute we couldn't stop giving each other Eskimo farts

by Unoriginal Pseudonym March 28, 2015

Splash Fart

To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

Fart Maker

Male or female asshole/shitbox

Manny " Hey bro .. How did it go with Shelbzzzz last night?"
Christian" Awesome bro!! I smashed her Fart Maker and dropped a cum bomb in her trench!"

by Booyah21 October 13, 2016

Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016