crack monkey

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

crack ass

1. somebody who is addicted to crack
2. somebody who blazed that shit up every day
3. my friend Noah who failed no nut November already

1. bruh you're such crack ass you need a new set of teeth
2. someone: did you see Charles he was blazing that shit up me: oh yeah what a crack ass
3. Noah: thank god I nutted before November i did it last night. me: last night is was the 1st. Noah: shit...=';l,mn

by thiswebsitedeservestobetermina November 1, 2020

Crack Calls

To have a deep dire for something so much it calls out to you, on the subconscious and conscious levels.

: Bobby has been having crack calls over the new unreleased Ipad, it even affects his sleep.

by liberationeagle March 9, 2010

Piece of crack

Any colored person (mostly an arab) who continously act as a white person with a self centered, ego-driven personality with a superiority complex issues. In other word, a person who lacks the characteristics associated with his parents' culture. Often caused by being raised in the west.

Jihad is a piece of crack.

by RedDragon911 January 9, 2010

Kpop Crack

A place that contain piss and caca,anyways hi lucas,its me sungbaby,i made this,dont ask why

Elephant dick

Kpop crack is life

by Sungbaby December 23, 2020

the crack fairy

the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.

SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!

by twyster May 17, 2006

crack wine

Mid-priced wine produced by Chilean vintner ; Casillero Del Diablo, (usually referring to the Carmenere, the Merlot or the Pinot Noir) which is so delicious it is considered as addictive as crack cocaine.

I'm bringing dark chocolate and crack wine to the party.

by AlexaV December 9, 2009