Christian Work Ethic

Form of management practice, where all workers are driven to maximise output without any incentive except that of keeping thier jobs.

So-called because, as in Christanity, any rewards you wearn will only be recieved after you are dead.
" I'm working a ten hour shift, and the bosses ahve cut our bonus and refused to hire on replacement staff; They are now promoting the palce as having a Christian Work Ethic"
by D F Stuckey March 02, 2004
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Christian Cornejo Madrigal

He is a fucking beaner who thinks he is the best fifa player. When he is not. He also thinks he is good at fortnite when he fucking sucks. What a fucking nigger.
Christian Cornejo Madrigal is not the best fifa player.
by Dude2464 June 18, 2020
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jubilee christian academy

jubilee christian academy

a crackhead school making more crackheads, est. 1967.

if you see a gavino crackhead, then you say “ Smd”

a school that accepts kids to only take their money for graft and corruption and their stupd 4th stret bulding which no kids would ever use.

Not to mention, their teachers have rlly big egos but small chupa chups.

if you see a gaza methhead, then you say “I hope you suck my ass”

come on down to the philippines or googol earth and you will see this godforsaken sht of a “learning center” that teaches future generations top quality assholery, crackheadery and clownery
Are you from Jubilee Christian Academy? because you’re a disgrace!

We dont expect much from teachers and gavinos at jubilee christian academy.
by crackheadclown March 05, 2020
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Christian in name only

When you push pro-Christian values, but ignore everything Jesus said about helping your sister or brother and loving everyone unconditionally.
Susan: Bill is such a strong Christian.

John: Hardly. Bill is a card carrying member of the KKK. He's more of a Christian in name only sort of guy.
by The Fratriarch October 03, 2021
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born again christian

person who renounces the current lifestyle they are living and becomes a christen. commonly happens to people whom have several near death experiences with drugs. very scary thing when it happens because someone is was usually very cool and hip suddenly become brain washed worshiper of a mythical being. they will never listen to reason and rarely return to the dark side.
they were really cool 80's rockers until their best friend died from a heroin overdose. now the have repented and become born again christians.
by bigposerhead January 16, 2006
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True Christian™

Originally a descriptive for a member of Landover Baptist Church (God's Favorite Church) but also includes those members of the Exclusive Country Club of the Predestined and Sanctified Elect who believes and preaches the Bible IN ITS ENTIRETY; and who, by stating they "love the sinner and hate the sin" have no problem telling anyone who isn’t a non-White Anglo-Saxon conservative fundagelical -- including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homersexurals, Joos, Mooslims, Hindoos, Boodhists, Mormens, Methodists, Whiskypalians, Plentycostals, blacks, the French, ragheads, LIEberals and DEMONcrats -- that God loves them so much He's going to make sure they burn in an everlasting Hell.

Examples of True Christians™ include Betty Bowers, Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, John Hagee, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Rod Parsley, Sister Taffy and Judy O’Christian. Note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of Christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.
James Dobson's brand of True Christianlurve, where he lovingly tells all homosexuals that they're going to burn in Hell, makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!
by carpbear July 11, 2008
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Texas Christian University

The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.
Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"

University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."

Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"

BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"
by Tony Horton January 12, 2012
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