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Chinese elevator

An elevator left in poor conditions that it looks or/is about to break down
“Man! I’m not going in that thing it looks like a Chinese elevator.”
by Yofatstepdaddy July 28, 2022
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Chinese Golden Torture

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.

The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?

He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022
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Chine

To flake or procrastinate after big build up. To build but not climax
Derek: Dude I’m really really going to be there. I swear you can count on me. For reals I will show up.

Everyone else: He never showed up. Fucking chiner

Steve: I was with this hot girl last night and chined. Just couldn’t get there. Still counts right?
by Gerard Finnley August 2, 2022
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Chining

to deliberately or maliciously copy another's interests, attributes, or mannerisms. Used mostly in reference to Chinese off-brands (hence 'China-ing')
Brizan chining on my slang 😎
by Brizan June 16, 2022
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Chinese waterboarding

The act of having hand sanitizer dropped on your penus in order to cause pain commonly used as a method of torture the method originated from the slums of Brighton
"I had a bloke Chinese waterboarded for putting a bag of dog poo through my letterbox" Brighton gang member when asked about Chinese waterboarding
by Eramerac August 25, 2022
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Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"
by TrueKnowledge_11 October 25, 2022
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Chinese finger trap

When a man puts his finger on the tip of a man with foreskin and rolls the foreskin onto his finger.
Hey man me and John are gonna do a Chinese finger trap later today.”
by Xananajen April 26, 2022
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