child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

Child

Ben

Ben is a child

by Ben_is_a_child June 1, 2018

Child slavery

It’s basically school the last institution of child slavery that ppl wanna save for their future kids, fuck school

Child slavery is good

by Sigma gayer 69 May 27, 2023

Child

Something my uncle frank can't be within 100 feet of

"Oh hey look a child"
"Frank you should start running:

by MunkleMoment February 15, 2023

Child

A name and phrase which you call someone you are fond of

Hi child how are you doing ?

Child move out the way
Go to sleep child

by Holland152 June 11, 2018

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

Child

They're like people accept shorter.

You want to know something funny? I didn't even know that was your child's name! 😂🤣😂 There's more than one Matthew in the world.

by Hym Iam April 3, 2022