A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!
Guy 2: man you nasty.
Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
Guy 2: man you nasty.
Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
by Finkykuck November 21, 2016
Get the Ghetto blastmug. When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
by Blastmaster of disaster July 13, 2019
Get the penial blastingmug. To get high on marijuana.
by emit June 11, 2008
Get the blasting my mindmug. The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.
Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.
by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 29, 2023
Get the Windy City Minty Fudge Blastmug. When you’re getting such good, slobbery, heavenly, beautiful penile head that you shit yourself through the sky all the way to Peru. There have been multiple incidents of this happening, the most notable being that of harry koksuker, from Thailand.
Harry koksuker: I’m going to get head now please girl
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
His girlfriend: ok but be warned it’s really good
Harry koksuker: he went to peru (got peruvian diarrhea blast)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
Get the Peruvian diarrhea blastmug. The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.
Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast
by Maddog55 October 25, 2019
Get the burgler blastmug. bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel
by Owens31490 February 18, 2022
Get the barrel blastmug.