fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

the_spiders_under_your_bed

an independent individual with the need to be seen (can you say attention seeker)

“wow did you see what the_spiders_under_your_bed posted? it was really creative!”

by 8R0WN13 June 23, 2021

Hot dog in bed

What do you think?

Hi hot dog in bed

by Derajcannon July 13, 2021

Chill under the bed

A term used typically by gay people meaning rough gay sex with black men

Alex: "Hey Jamal want to chill under the bed with me."
Jamal: "Sure bro."

by fags&Jews April 23, 2022

Ur Mom in bed

Ur mum and me last night in bed.............

"have you met my mom john"
"yeah"
when"
"when Ur Mom in bed"

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022